Sunday, May 28, 2006

Theism
God gave life to man
He later gave a brain to man
He gave plants and animals
He also gave the sun, water and the wind to help the man to grow the trees
He gave land for the animals to live with the man

One day the sun was too strong
The rain didn't come.
Next day the rain came
But the sun fell asleep.
Another day, the rain came, the wild wind followed.
The other day, the sun woke up and shone.
"Oh my God, what are you doing to me?" said the man.


Atheism
God gave life to man.
He later gave a brain to man.
He gave plants and animals,
He also gave the sun, water and the wind to help the man to grow the trees
He gave land for the animals to live with the man

One day the man turned the animals into McDonalds burgers and Chicken McNuggets.
Next day he sowed plants to smoke and built roads for cars.
Another day, he turned water into beer and coca cola.
The other day, his son drank beer and his daughter drank coca cola instead of water.
When the sun came, the man's wife had a sun bath.
"Oh man, what are you doing to me?" said God.


Written by the man's wife..